Save The Profit
One day a man prayed to GOD for a business so he could provide for his family. GOD replied and tells him “Yes! I will answer your prayer, as long as you save the profit.”
GOD the guides him to start a church. The church does well and the man can now provide for his wife and son.
One day the son tells his father that marijuana was sent from GOD and not to be demonised as his church was doing, and that GOD told him to use some of the churches money to start a medical marijuana business.
The father profusely disagreed with his son, and said that it could not of been GOD so it must of been the devil because GOD told him to “save the profit”; which he did, he had a room full of gold coins.
The son was adamant and the disagreement ruined their relationship. After that the son left home and stopped going to church. Without his father’s guidance the son turned into a bit of a rebel, often protesting for the legalisation of marijuana.
One day the son got arrested and the only way to avoid the death penalty was to pay a large amount of gold coins. The son pleaded to his father to save him, however the father was stubborn and refused to spend a single coin of his savings.
The son was put to death.
The same day at the church’s service GOD visited the father in person and said to him “take me to the profit you saved.”
The father proudly brought GOD to his room full of gold coins.
GOD said “no you fool, I have no use for this inanimate object.
Take me to your son, the prophet!